Proposals that would make a much better holiday than PET day

Liberal MP Mario Silva has put forward a private member's bill that would officially make October 18th Pierre Trudeau Day. Anyway, instead of going off on a horribly long diatribe on why it's a terrible idea to honour one of Canada's leading statists, I'm going to suggest a list of 10 proposals that would be much better than PET day in Canada. Here goes (with an Atlantic Canadian slant, of course):

10.) Conrad Black day (anybody who pisses off that many statists is a hero in my book regardless of his street address)

9.) Cuban Assassin day (An Atlantic Grand Prix Wrestling legend)

8.) Bubbles day (says the F bomb better than anyone on the planet)

7.) Mark Steyn day (taking the thoughtless left to task)

6.) Pamela Anderson day (click it. I know u want to)

5.) Sidney Crosby day (could be the greatest ever?)

4.) Don Cherry day (even if he does work for the CBC)

3.) Sir John A MacDonald day (our founding father for cripes sakes)

2.) Alexander Keith's day (no comment required)

1.) Shannon Tweed day (Night Eyes II & III. Nuff said)